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The Haiku of the U

time to wake for school

eight in the morning too soon

ditch class until two

parking is hellish

product of demons for sure

must punish Likins

man preaching Christ

resembles Charles Manson

walk away slowly

three-dollar coffee

someone is getting screwed

the someone is me

class lecture droning

mind wanders to happy place

called on for sure

tight shirt on bosoms

girl walks into sorority

mind a perfect blank

lunchtime a madhouse

thousands of people move about

the weak devoured

man asks for dollar

I only have fifty cents

told to go get more

walking to next class

construction everywhere I go

this is not progress

student with no vision

no passion no brains no heart

becomes someone's boss

science lab creates tedium

only needed for Gen Ed

well-rounded my ass

university bill comes

tuition beyond reason

school for the rich

homework required

focus on getting degree

time for Jerry Springer

drinking eases pain

pain eased simply by drinking

is by eased drinkies

library new home

unclean couches are new bed

blissful sleep for now