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ASUA Senate to consider adding seats
	ASUA senators, some of whom will run for re-election next semester, said last night they will begin gathering student opinion about possibly increasing the number of members who sit on the Senate. Depending on student reaction, an amendment could be added to the Associated Students of the University of Arizona's constitution that could raise the number of Senate seats from 10, senators said last night during their meeting in Memorial Student Union room 256.

Clemens bolsters Yankees to victory
	The Rocket can rest now. The ring is his. Roger Clemens pitched the New York Yankees to their second straight World Series sweep, shutting down the Atlanta Braves 4-1 last night and ending his quest for the one and only prize that eluded him. With raucous fans waving plastic yellow brooms all over the ballpark and Clemens bouncing around on the mound, the Yankees won their record 25th championship and third in four seasons.

Conditional Love
	Good news. If you want to bring a life into this world, you no longer need to find a soulmate. You don't even need a date. All you need is a computer. The Web site www.ronsangels.com has placed the eggs of models up for auction and has established a trend that is dangerous for the future of humanity: Life should belong to the beautiful and not the plain.

As Darkness Falls
	If a dorm mate knocks on the door this Halloween looking for some Snickers, send them away. They're too old. It is a lamentable part of adulthood that once one reaches a certain age, one becomes the giver rather than the receiver of trick-or-treating loot. But just because a college student can't dress up as Superman and demand Skittles (at least not without looking like an idiot) doesn't mean one can't have fun come Halloween.

Quotable: "In this county, there are about a dozen homicides a year and they are not 'whodunits.' This is an unusual killing." -Monmouth County Prosecutor John Kaye said about two Internet stockbrokers who were found shot dead in a New Jersey mansion yesterday. The police have no motives, weapons or clues in the homicide.

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