McCain a university Republican favorite
	As the presidential race nears the New Hampshire primaries marker tonight; members of the UA College Republicans club say they are confident their candidates will make a good showing. Polls place Arizona Sen. John McCain atop the New Hampshire rankings, with steady competition from Texas Gov. George W. Bush. McCain also has to overcome talk radio personality Alan Keyes, millionaire publisher Steve Forbes and conservative activist Gary Bauer to secure the Republican nomination.

Farewell to arms?
	Nine or 10 runs should usually be good enough to win a college ballgame. That is, unless the UA baseball team is playing. The Wildcats scored 10 runs on Sunday and nine runs yesterday afternoon ... and lost both games. In front of about 300 people yesterday at Sancet Field, the Wildcats allowed 15 runs and 21 hits en route to a 15-9 loss, the team's second in a row.

Masturbators and Fornicators
	On Tuesday, I thought that it was a fluke. On Wednesday, the circle got even bigger. I did not think it was possible. The speakers and the listeners were still there on Thursday. I was too disillusioned with this absurdity to go on the Mall Friday. But maybe it was not absurd at all. The speakers are providing a service to this campus. My only question is whether or not they are aware of what that service is.

The second coming of Regis
	Over the course of history, humankind has witnessed many ethereal revivals. Just a couple of weeks ago, Bart Simpson worked the ailing animated crowds of Springfield as a spiritual healer. On Sunday, thanks to computer enhancement, millions of Super Bowl fans saw Christopher Reeve rise to his feet and walk - a task he has found difficult since a paralyzing horse riding accident in 1995.

Quotable: "If they don't go out, and don't vote for McCain, then don't start your car for the next week." -Sen. John McCain joking about ădeath threatsä that will take place if voters donât vote for him.

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