On the spot


By Nathan Tafoya
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Tuesday, March 23, 2004

Hammock-using students, two of three members of art history club, find relaxation

Wildcat: (approaching two students in a hammock outside Cochise Residence Hall) My name's Nathan and you're on the spot - on a beautiful day, wouldn't you agree? What would you guys do if I just like, kicked you or tipped you over and ran?

Jonquil: Are you asking us which we'd prefer?

Wildcat: No. What would you do? Would you chase me at all?

Jonquil: I'd probably just get back in.

Wildcat: Are you the guy who walks around barefoot sometimes, with suits?

Jonquil: I generally wear suits, but I usually wear shoes with them.

Wildcat: Are you guys just friends?

Jonquil: Yeah.

Glisic: We're in the art history club.

Jonquil: Put that in the article. Tell them it's awesome.

Glisic: There's three members.

Jonquil: Shhh.

Wildcat: (to Glisic) Why do you have a band-aid on your chin? Shaving?

Glisic: Yes, I shave my chin. No, I tripped running. I had to walk home in the dark.

Wildcat: What did you trip over?

Glisic: The sidewalk.

Wildcat: Is the hammock nice?

Jonquil: Yeah.

Glisic: Wanna sit?

Wildcat: Sure. How do I sit in this thing without it tipping over?

Jonquil: I don't think it can tip over.

Wildcat: Oh, really? Is it OK with both of you?

Glisic: It's not our hammock, so yeah.

Wildcat: Whose hammock is this?

Jonquil: We assume it's theirs. (points to a dorm window)

Wildcat: Oh wow. (sits) This is nice. So you guys just stopped by and jumped into somebody's hammock?

Jonquil: We were looking for adventure and instead we found relaxation.