Senior has no funny stories, thinks males try too hard to impress females, isn't a player
Ly: Kaibab-Huachuca front desk, Chun speaking. How can I help you?
Wildcat: Hi. I was just wondering if there was anyone I could talk to. I lost my favorite pair of Velcro shoes in California this weekend.
Ly: OK.
Wildcat: And I was wondering if there was anyone here who could cheer me up.
Ly: You lost them within the building I'm guessing ...
Wildcat: No. I lost them in California. I was just wondering if anyone could talk to me to cheer me up a little bit.
Ly: Oh, OK. Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
Wildcat: Would you be willing to spend a few minutes talking to me?
Ly: Yeah, sure. What's up?
Wildcat: I was just wondering ... you got any funny stories?
Ly: I don't know. You want to do the crosswords?
Wildcat: You know what? I'm really bad at crosswords. They make me feel worse 'cause they make me feel stupid.
Ly: I see. Who is this?
Wildcat: This is Nathan and you're on the spot.
Ly: Oh! "You're on the spot." OK. I see. My name is Chun.
Wildcat: John?
Ly: Chun.
Wildcat: Sean?
Ly: Chun. C-H-U-N.
Wildcat: OK. Do you have any reading materials in front of you?
Ly: Just the newspaper. Wildcat kind of stuff.
Wildcat: Why don't you read one sentence? Maybe we can make up a story about it. Find it in the sports section.
Ly: I have a quote here. "Every time we needed a big play from someone, we got it," said (Diana) Taurasi ...
Wildcat: Ah, "play." What's your opinion on "players"? Like male or female?
Ly: It doesn't bother me at all, whether women play basketball.
Wildcat: Oh, I meant like, players in the dating game. Are you still there?
Ly: Hello?
Wildcat: Hey, are you trying to get rid of me?
Ly: No. I didn't hang up.
Wildcat: Oh. (explains "player" question again)
Ly: I think it serves the purpose to show that one male is better than the other, and so they use it commonly. And so when someone says "I'm a player," they just want to look all cool.
Wildcat: Got you. Maybe that's in the crossword puzzle.