In this edition of ÎOn the Spot,' we're going to see how smart the UA body really is!
Wildcat: What is the state bird of NYC?
Ottino: A dead one.
Larrabee: NYC is not a state.
Johnson: Exactly what she said.
Answer: NYC is not a state.
Wildcat: How gross is a pubic hair stuck in your toothbrush?
Ottino: Hella gross.
Larrabee: Really, really, really gross.
Johnson: Just plain nasty.
Answer: Raw gross, straight up.
Wildcat: On a scale of one to five, how many stars do I get for sex appeal?
Ottino: Let me see. How do you walk? · Is your picture going to be in the paper?
Larrabee: I'll go with four.
Johnson: I'd give you about a three or a four.
Answer: A two.
Wildcat: Why do vegetarians eat vegetables?
Ottino: They're more colorful and they sound better than a dead cow.
Larrabee: Because they think it's healthy.
Johnson: Because they don't believe in eating meats.
Answer: A myriad of reasons, including: vegetarians hate plants.
Wildcat: What's my middle name?
Ottino: I don't remember you introducing yourself to me.
Larrabee: Bob.
Johnson: Why should I know that?
Answer: Jacob.