Bartender reveals porn name, says his tattoos represent his life
Wildcat: Hey, do you have a few minutes?
Greenway: Fire away · just as long as you don't ask me about my porn star name. We were actually just talking about that because of that article you did on my friend.
Wildcat: Awesome stuff. What would your porn name be?
Greenway: Well, it would have to be · wait · no! I thought we weren't gonna talk about that! Well, they say it's the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on. So mine's Jasper Seminole.
Wildcat: Seminal? That's not a bad name for a pornstar.
Greenway: (laughing) Yeah · Jasper Seminal! No, it's Seminole like the Indian.
Wildcat: Have you ever starred in an adult film? Those home movies count, ya know.
Greenway: No, no · I mean, yes I have.
Wildcat: Is it on the Internet yet?
Greenway: No · at least I don't think so. It was years ago when I was younger.
Wildcat: Well you should go look it up. You could make some good money off of that.
Greenway: (Grimaces) I'd rather not. It's not pretty. It's from when I was much younger.
Wildcat: Yeah, might wanna keep those in the closet · or fireplace. New subject! What's with all the tattoos?
Greenway: The tattoos are like a photo album. So they represent pieces of time in my life. Do you wanna see my new one? I got it today because it's my birthday.
Wildcat: It says "Driftwood" · interesting. And it's all spelled out with letters that look like driftwood.
Greenway: It's genius, huh?
Wildcat: What's the story behind that?
Greenway: It's a nickname that was given to me when I was a kid. I'm from Florida.
Wildcat: Did you like to float like you were dead in the water?
Greenway: (Laughing) No, I did a lot of surfing so it was just one of those things that tagged along. But it also kind of represents where I'm at in my life. I'm kind of just drifting around.
Wildcat: It sounds like you could incorporate that nickname into your porn career.
Greenway: I could! Drift Wood. That's cute.