Senior loves Louis XIV's legs, doesn't dream of being naked
Wildcat: My name's Nathan and you're On the Spot. What are you reading?
Milan: "The Great Nation." It's for my art history class.
Wildcat: Who's on the cover?
Milan: Um, probably Louis XIV.
Wildcat: I tried to read ÷ it had nothing to do with Louis, it had to do with Napoleon ÷ "War and Peace."
Milan: Same country.
Wildcat: So girls who sit on benches under trees reading books must have wonderful dreams. What kind of dreams do you have?
Milan: I don't know. I don't really remember any of my dreams.
Wildcat: I have the same problem. This summer, I'm having really good dreams. I know I'm having good dreams because I keep falling back asleep and waking up at 10 a.m. or 11 a.m. just so I can sleep longer.
Milan: Yeah well, most of my dreams are about real life anyways, so it's probably just subliminal stuff I ÷
Wildcat: Yeah. Have you ever had that dream where all your teeth fall out?
Milan: No, I've never had that dream. Am I supposed to?
Wildcat: I think it's something left over from when your teeth fall out when you're a kid or something. You know how you feel it's all loose in your mouth? I've had that two or three times.
Milan: Wow. I've never had that.
Wildcat: The naked one are is clichˇ, but I don't think I've ever had that one.
Milan: I've never had that one either.
Wildcat: I think people just make that up. Louis XIV wouldn't be having dreams about being all naked.
Milan: Let's hope not. Louis XIV was pretty promiscuous.
Wildcat: Did he have a hot enough body to be promiscuous?
Milan: Good legs. That's what they said. That he had very nice legs.