McDonald's employee has never experienced a food fight with Panda Express
Wildcat: Hi, my name's Nathan and you're On the Spot. I was wondering ... on a scale of one to 10, rate "metamorphosis."
Rodriguez: Metamorphosis? Like ...? [gives a puzzled look]
Wildcat: Oh yeah. Just rate it. Go ahead.
Rodriguez: Seven?
Wildcat: OK. Um ... "meiosis."
Rodriguez: Five.
Wildcat: "Mitosis."
Rodriguez: Seven.
Wildcat: "Photosynthesis."
Rodriguez: 10.
Wildcat: All right. "Butter cream lotion."
Rodriguez: Butter cream lotion? Five.
Wildcat: What's the best thing that's happened to you all day?
Rodriguez: Nothing yet.
Wildcat: Really? Have you ever had a food fight with Panda Express over there?
Rodriguez: No.
Wildcat: Do you think you have a good enough aim, like if I were to start something - do you think you could throw a Big Mac and hit that lady upside her head over there?
Rodriguez: No.
Wildcat: Can you throw anything that far? Were you a troublemaker when you were a kid?
Rodriguez: Not really.
Wildcat: You look like a troublemaker.
Rodriguez: No. I'm a shy, quiet person.
Wildcat: Do you have children? Are you married? A boyfriend?
Rodriguez: I'm not married. Boyfriend, yes. No kids.
Wildcat: Why don't you have any kids?
Rodriguez: I'm too young.
Wildcat: How old are you?
Rodriguez: 21.
Wildcat: Oh, that's not bad. I'll try to hurry and wrap this up because I know you got to work and I don't want you to get fired. Will you get fired for talking to me?
Rodriguez: No.
Wildcat: Is your boss cool?
Rodriguez: Yeah, most of them are.