Biochemistry sophomore likes Sponge- Bob, but not a moon made of swiss cheese
Wildcat: My name is Claire C. Laurence, and you're On The Spot.
Poffinbarger: Really? Cool.
Wildcat: So, if you had a choice, would you rather live in the dorm or on the moon?
Poffinbarger: I'd live in the dorms. You can't beat that. The moon's too isolated.
Wildcat: What if the moon was made of cheese?
Poffinbarger: Naw ... well, what kind of cheese?
Wildcat: It'd probably have to be made out of Swiss cheese.
Poffinbarger: Swiss cheese? I don't like Swiss cheese.
Wildcat: So what would the moon have to be made out of in order for you to live on it?
Poffinbarger: I like pepperjack cheese.
Wildcat: So you'd be down with a big house made out of pepperjack cheese?
Poffinbarger: Yeah! I'd be down with that!
Wildcat: So, back to the serious questions. What color are your panties?
Poffinbarger: (laughing) Oh man, that's funny! Umm ... I don't wear panties!
Wildcat: You don't? So, boxers or briefs?
Poffinbarger: Uh, boxers.
Wildcat: What is the most outrageous pair of underwear you've ever worn?
Poffinbarger: Hmm ... SpongeBob boxers.
Wildcat: So, do you have problems keeping the ladies off of you with those on?
Poffinbarger: (laughing) Uh ... no, not really, no.
Wildcat: So who bought the SpongeBob for you?
Poffinbarger: Actually, I bought them.
Wildcat: You wore them willingly? Only once, I hope.
Poffinbarger: Multiple times.
Wildcat: Are they your favorite boxers?
Poffinbarger: Sometimes, yes. When I'm sitting down watching cartoons in the morning.
Wildcat: Well, you're not going to be doing much of that with school starting. It's the end of break, school starts. No more SpongeBob boxers.
Poffinbarger: Yup.
Wildcat: Poor SpongeBob.