Freshmen spent MLK day shopping, sleeping and doing homework; enjoy the socialization of smoking
Wildcat: Hi, my name's Nathan and you're both on the spot. Ugh ... it's cold out here.
Nissen: You're very cold.
Glass: I'm, like, warm.
Nissen: Me too. I'm hot.
Wildcat: That's because you're smoking. It's like a fire you can warm yourself by. (feeling chest) My nipples are all hard; they're all cold.
Nissen: My word, that's a lot of information.
Wildcat: Naw ... it's crazy. So what did you guys do today on MLK day?
Nissen: Homework, slept in, shopping ...
Glass: Just errands. I didn't have to catch up during the week.
Wildcat: Definitely. So when did you guys start smoking?
Nissen: Oh boy. A while ago, when I got here.
Glass: Yeah.
Wildcat: Really? For what reasons?
Nissen: Um, I don't know. Just socially.
Wildcat: You're a social smoker?
Nissen: Yeah. We're socializing.
Wildcat: (nodding to a leaking can) So what happened to the soda can?
Nissen: I have no idea. I bought it when I was doing laundry because I'm very thirsty lately. And I came out here and my dear friend dropped it. And it was spewing. I don't know. It was spewing, like straight up.
Wildcat: How did you guys get to be friends? Just out here smoking one day and you asked for a light ... ?
Glass: No, no. I've played baseball with her ever since I was in the second grade, and I saw her at a party one night and I tapped her on the back. She turned around and goes, "I can drink like an Irishman!" I knew we were going to be best friends.
Wildcat: You guys smoke the same brand? Whatever's cheapest?
Nissen: Not really, just kind of - don't print that we were like, smoking ... Our parents are going to read this.