Domino's manager finds no fortunes in free dots; doesn't mind folks using disguises to grab more free food
Wildcat: Hi, my name's Nathan and you're on the spot. See this? (holds up a plastic wrapper; Sullivan is serving Domino's new Cheesy Domino Dots)
Sullivan: Fortune cookie?
Wildcat: Yeah. What do you guys think about putting fortunes in the cheese bread?
Sullivan: Fortune Domino Dots?
Wildcat: Yeah.
Sullivan: I don't think that would work.
Wildcat: Can you pitch it to your district manager just in case?
Sullivan: Sure.
Wildcat: Are a lot of students exploiting the free cheese dots?
Sullivan: They seem to like it, yeah.
Wildcat: Have you seen people coming back in different clothes?
Sullivan: No. They're not trying to hide. ... Some will take a couple at a time.
Wildcat: Because I just want to tell you that I've gone through here like, 10 times already.
Sullivan: Oh yeah? That's OK. It's free.
Wildcat: Last time I came by without a shirt.
Sullivan: Without a shirt?
Wildcat: That was me. (pause) The guy with the beard and the long hair ...
Sullivan: You shaved? And look, you have growth already.
Wildcat: Yeah. (pause) You know that cop that came through? That was me, too.
Sullivan: That was you, too?
Wildcat: And you know that sorority girl? ... Me again.
Sullivan: All kinds of changes, huh?
Wildcat: I'm a versatile guy.
Sullivan: Sounds like it.
Wildcat: This (pointing to cheesy bread) isn't very Atkins diet-friendly, right?
Sullivan: The dough is not very good for you.
Wildcat: It's not good for you?
Sullivan: For the Atkins diet.
Wildcat: Oh.