Freshman not afraid to put the smack down on robbers, and would like to buy a roller coaster
Wildcat: Hi, I'm Claire from the Daily Wildcat and you're On The Spot.
Kulesha: Oh, no!
Wildcat: Are you scared?
Kulesha: No, but I've seen what it can do to people.
Wildcat: Ruins the rest of their lives?
Kulesha: No, just their freshman year.
Wildcat: So, have you ever been held up here at the store?
Kulesha: No, I haven't.
Wildcat: Nobody's ever held out a gun and asked you to hand over all of your Baby Ruth Bars?
Kulesha: I don't even think we have · oh yeah, we do.
Wildcat: So what do you think you would do if someone held you up?
Kulesha: I really don't know.
Wildcat: Do you think it would entail running around screaming and wetting your pants?
Kulesha: No, I'm not that easily scared.
Wildcat: So you'd put the smack down on them?
Kulesha: Yeah, definitely.
Wildcat: So if you had to blow a million dollars all at once in some sort of silly way, what would you do?
Kulesha: Umm · I'd buy a roller coaster.
Wildcat: What kind of roller coaster?
Kulesha: One with a lot of loops.
Wildcat: Where would you put it?
Kulesha: In the middle of the campus on the Mall · instead of the Alumni Plaza.
Wildcat: Ah, that's a very good idea. But don't you think the alumni would get sick going round and round in circles?
Kulesha: Yeah, probably.
Wildcat: Do you miss class often?
Kulesha: No, not so far. Maybe later in the semester.
Wildcat: Are you a freshman?
Kulesha: Yeah, second semester.
Wildcat: So have you been put through the freshman rituals of being thrown into dumpsters?
Kulesha: No.
Wildcat: Stuffed into lockers?
Kulesha: No, and I don't wanna try that either.