Wildcat: Hi, I'm from The Daily Wildcat and you're on the spot.
Avila: (Sarcastically) Oh, great.
Wildcat: So how many people do you think pee in the pool here at the Rec Center?
Avila: Oh my God! A lot!
Wildcat: So what would you do to me if I peed in the pool?
Avila: Nothing, because I hope I
wouldn't know.
Wildcat: What if I came up and told you that I did?
Avila: Wow. I'd probably just laugh at you. The chlorine seriously kills everything in, like, seven seconds though.
Wildcat: So have you ever had to rescue anyone?
Avila: Yeah, during swimming lessons. It was an older guy in the deep end.
Wildcat: Did you give him mouth-to-mouth?
Avila: No, I just pulled him to the side.
Wildcat: You didn't just slip one in there?
Avila: Uh, he didn't need it. He was breathing.
Wildcat: Awww ... that doesn't matter! What if you saw a really cute guy swimming in the pool? Would you drown him a little bit so that you could slip him the tongue?
Avila: Yeah! I could do that ... and then grab his wallet and get his info.
Wildcat: Well that sounds like a good way to get a date.
Avila: I'm not sure that I'm that
desperate.
Wildcat: So what kinds of pranks have been pulled here in the pool?
Avila: I'm not sure that I'm supposed to tell you ...
Wildcat: Oh, it doesn't matter. No one's gonna read this.
Avila: Well, they supposedly caught some people having sex in that corner (points to the back of the pool).
Wildcat: Did they clean the pool afterwards?
Avila: Probably not. You probably don't want to swim in this pool ... EVER!