GNC worker hasn't tried the bust- enhancement supplements, but can still kick some butt
Wildcat: Hi, I'm Claire from the Daily Wildcat and you're on the spot.
Hoang: Oh, wow. OK.
Wildcat: So what's the most potent sexual enhancement supplement you have in here?
Hoang: Um, I'm not really sure. We've got some here for both men and women.
Wildcat: Do you have anything that will make my penis bigger?
Hoang: (laughing) I don't think so. I hope not.
Wildcat: I keep getting spam in my e-mail promising that, but none of it ever works. Has any of it worked out for you?
Hoang: No, no!
Wildcat: It hasn't worked?
Hoang: (laughing) No! It's just that I don't need it.
Wildcat: So what've you got in here for us girls?
Hoang: I'm not sure ... uhh ... some bust enhancements.
Wildcat: Oh, have you used any of that? 'Cause I wanna make sure it works before I buy it.
Hoang: Ha-ha! Nope. But we have a lot of products here.
Wildcat: So do you think that I could take some of those protein supplements and get ripped?
Hoang: Well, if you want to get ripped, there are different products that you can use.
Wildcat: I just wanna kick butt. How do I do that?
Hoang: (laughing) Enroll in a tae kwon do class.
Wildcat: So you don't have any instant kick-butt pills?
Hoang: No, but we have a very popular product that I use that's helped me get huge.
Wildcat: So you can kick butt?
Hoang: Umm ... I don't know ...
Wildcat: You think you can take me?
Hoang: Oh yeah. I think I can take you.
Wildcat: You wanna go? Right here, right now?
Hoang: Yeah! We can go. I've been punched in the face like 15 times in a row by a girl, so I think I can take it.
- Interview by Claire C. Laurence