Freshman isn't really a streaker, but will drop out of school to be a taco delivery boy
Wildcat: Hi, I'm Claire from the Wildcat and you're on the spot.
Evans: OK, I'll do it.
Wildcat: So this is perfect streaking weather, isn't it?
Evans: Yeah, I guess I'd have to agree.
Wildcat: Are you planning on doing that tonight?
Evans: Probably not. I'll take a rain check on that, though.
Wildcat: So you're not going to meet us on the Mall at 10 o'clock? We're gonna paint our heinies blue.
Evans: (laughing) No, I did that last week.
Wildcat: Oh yeah, I think I saw you there. You looked really cold.
Evans: Yeah · OK, that was me. Hey wait! Eww · oh my God, that's cold.
Wildcat: You're a blond. Re-live your favorite blond moment for me.
Evans: I don't think I've had a blond moment?
Wildcat: Are you asking me? Well, how about not being able to come up with a blond moment?
Evans: Yeah, I guess now would have to be my favorite.
Wildcat: Mine would have to be yesterday when I got my face stuck in a hat.
Evans: You got your face stuck in a hat? How?
Wildcat: Pure talent. And I'm a blonde. So, give your entire life story to me in five seconds.
Evans: I like Taco Bell and helicopters and uhh · I can't think of anything.
Wildcat: So would you be in heaven if they had a mobile Taco Bell where they brought you your tacos on a helicopter?
Evans: Yes! I would like to deliver tacos via helicopter!
Wildcat: So now you can drop out of school and pioneer the helicopter taco delivery industry.
Evans: Yes. That's my business.
÷ Interview by Claire C. Laurence