"He was the best pope we've ever had."
-Antonio Almada, a regional development junior, on the passing of
Pope John Paul II
"We can't rely on her to throw every God dang game for us."
-Mike Candrea, Arizona head softball coach, on junior ace Alicia Hollowell
"He's a cocky ass who whines a lot."
-Daniel Andrus, junior men's tennis player, about Stanford tennis player Phil Sheng
"Despite sincere and altruistic motivation, the legislative and executive branches of our government have acted in a manner demonstrably at odds with our Founding Fathers' blueprint for the governance of a free people - our Constitution."
-Stanley Birch, a conservative judge in Atlanta's federal appeals court, rebuking the president and Congress for behaving like "activist judges" in intervening in the Terri Schiavo case
"I have always said Arizona has some of the hottest women."
-David Rams, Playboy photographer, who photographed students for the previous "Girls of the Pac-10" issue of Playboy
"I seriously thought about crying, but I told people I would do it, so there was no turning back. There's an emotional attachment to my hair."
-Nyomi Lei, business economics senior, about donating more than 16 inches of hair to Locks of Love after growing it out for more than five years
"Just let me finish this point."
-William Kristol, neoconservative editor of the Weekly Standard, continuing his speech after a student splattered a pie in his face at Earlham College in Richmond, Ind.
"I understand I am, putting it mildly, a controversial figure."
-Paul Wolfowitz, a former deputy defense secretary and a chief architect of the Iraq war, upon his confirmation as president of the World Bank