Today:
FREE : Harold W. Dixon, distinguished professor of theater arts, presents "Creating a Dramatic Persona," a lecture in conjunction with the UA Museum of Art's exhibit on portraits and self-portraits "Outward Appearances: Images of Ourselves and Others." 2 p.m. 621-9507
FREE: A Night in the Underpass - A cappella Catacoustic Groove and UA female jazz vocal group Vocal Ease will perform in the Olive Road pedestrian underpass. 623-5716. 7 p.m.-9 p.m.
"Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie" - Tomorrow through Saturday, 7 p.m. and 10 p.m., Gallagher Theater, Student Union Memorial Center. 626-0370. Call for prices
The One Act Play Festival - Student directed, designed and performed shows in one act. Through Saturday. 8 p.m. $4 a night/$9 for all three nights. 621-1162. Marroney Theatre
The Good Life - One of Saddlecreek's best buddies. Solar Culture, 31 E. Toole Ave. 9 p.m. $10. 884-0874
Tomorrow
21+: The Knockout Pills - Late '70s-style punk rock straight outta T-town. With the Matrix II: The Legend of Curly's Gold, The Okmoniks and Sharkpants. Hotel Congress, 311 E. Congress St. $3. 622-8848
The 13th Annual SICK Festival - Comedy festival featuring UA and ASU improv groups and hosted by comedian Demetri Martin. $5. Social Sciences Auditorium. 7 p.m.
Short Film Contest - Films less than 10 minutes, $5. The Loft Cinema, 3233 E. Speedway Blvd. 795-7777
Saturday
David Sedaris - Find out who was whipping their ass on the bathroom hand towels. Centennial Hall, 8 p.m. 621-3341. Call for prices
The Sights - Bumpin' Detroit garage rock. With Rock n' Roll Soldiers and The Deludes. $5. 9: 30 p.m. Plush, 340 E. Sixth St. 798-1298
Roseanne Barr - Oh, Rosie. Desert Diamond Casino.1100 W. Pima Mine Road. $20-$35. A $5 charge will be added to tickets purchased the day of the show. 7 p.m.
20th Annual Folk Festival - 100 acoustic acts on four stages. El Presidio Park, 255 W. Alameda St. 792-6421. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Saturday. 11 a.m.-9 p.m. Sunday
Sunday
"The Glass Menagerie" - If you love the phrase "gentlemen caller," you should totally go to this. Live Theatre Workshop, 5317 E. Speedway, Blvd. 327-4242. 3 p.m.
Outrageous Cherry - '60s-style gritty, indie pop. With the Rise and Fall of Amy Rude and Golden Boots. 9:30 p.m. Plush, 340 E. Sixth St. 798-1298.
Monday
The Best of Stories that Soar! - Plays written by elementary students performed by UA School of Theatre Arts students. Marroney Theatre, $4. 7 p.m. 621-1162
Tuesday
Rilo Kiley - Tha R.K. returns to T-town to rock it even harder. With Neva Dinova. $10 advance/$12 day of. Club Congress, 311 E. Congress St. 622-8848. All ages. 7 p.m.