Senior puts reporter on the spot, talks about son and Wildcat comics
Wildcat: So, why have you come by to see me?
Ponce: Mmm ... I hear that you're the go-to girl.
Wildcat: For what?
Ponce: Everyone's special needs?
Wildcat: Special needs in what?
Ponce: You know, like Dr. Feel Good? But you're like Dr. Feel Good, but a girl. I guess it's still doctor; it's not, like, doctorette.
Wildcat: Doctorette?
Ponce: It should be, don't you think?
Wildcat: I don't know.
Ponce: Did you see ... ahm ... "Falling Down?"
Wildcat: Yeah. Officeress.
Ponce: Yeah, like officerette, sterwardess ...
Wildcat: Officeress, not officerette.
Ponce: Well, like Rockette or the chipettes.
Wildcat: This is really good stuff, but I forgot to say the, "Hi, I'm Kylee, you're on the spot."
Ponce: I'm on the spot.
Wildcat: We're both on the spot right now, 'cause this is the last on the spot. But we're doing it together.
Ponce: So, it should be something special, don't you think?
Wildcat: Yeah, it should be something special, so what should we talk about?
Ponce: Ahm ... now I'm really on the spot.
Wildcat: You're very, very, very on the spot.
Ponce: Did you know that I have a son?
Wildcat: You have a son? How old is he?
Ponce: Five.
Wildcat: He's 5 years old? So, what'd you have him when you were, like, 12?
Ponce: I was 15, yeah.
Wildcat: You had a kid when you were 15?
Ponce: No.
Wildcat: You're such a horrible liar! I didn't believe you for a second!
Ponce: (laughs) His name's Kyle.
Wildcat: His name is Kyle? Did you name him after me?
Ponce: I did. After his mother.
Wildcat: Awesome! OK, so great. Because Mike and I have been having a hard time ever since he put me in his comic. Do you think our marriage is on the rocks?
Ponce: He put you in his comic?
Wildcat: You didn't see it?
Ponce: That's really slutty of him.
Wildcat: Why is it slutty?
Ponce: Because, he just whores his comic out to anyone.
Wildcat: Are you calling me a whore?!
Ponce: No, I'm calling Mike a whore.
Wildcat: Why does it make him a whore if he's writing a comic about me, his lovely wife?
Ponce: Because he does a comic about everybody.
- Interview and photo by Kylee Dawson