"Just remember that the UA community and UAPD will still be there for you after you graduate."
"I love the UA. All the people I've met here are so nice."
"I want to get out of school. I'm sick of it and I want to get away from ditzy sorority girls."
"I'm out of this ghetto-ass damn town. Tucson sucks. I'm gone."
"So in the whole four years that I've been here, I don't think I've seen one day without construction."
"Now that my higher education is complete, I can focus on my true calling - creeping the hell out of all women."
"I'm jealous, I wish I was graduating."