Wildcat: My name's Kris, and you're on the spot! So tell me, what do you think about bull riding?
Grauman: Bull riding?
Wildcat: Yeah.
Grauman: Uh, I think it's a pointless sport, but it's fun to watch.
Wildcat: Why do you think people do it then?
Grauman: Uh, I don't know. Probably just for the thrill of it.
Wildcat: Why would you do it?
Grauman: Why would - I wouldn't do it, but uh, I don't know. Probably also for the thrill of it.
Wildcat: What would be your primary concern as a bull rider?
Grauman: Getting trampled.
Wildcat: And do you think bull riding would present a threat to your ability to contribute to the gene pool?
Grauman: Ah, yes, definitely.
Wildcat: In what ways?
Grauman: Getting trampled in the right place.
Wildcat: How would this affect your strategy as a professional bull rider?
Grauman: Um, I'd wear a cup, I guess.
Wildcat: Do you think you could last eight seconds?
Grauman: Eight seconds? I don't know, I guess it depends on the bull. Maybe on an easy one.
Wildcat: Thanks.
- Interview by Kris Cabulong.