12 factors that will fuel Neil's comeback

By Mutato Staff
Arizona Daily Wildcat
February 27, 1996

Arizona Daily Wildcat


1. Everyone knows at least part of a Neil Diamond Song.

2. Tony Bennett (another "Jazz Singer" ) has paved the way.

3. He smokes pot.

4. Losing $ 30 million to the ex is more than enough reason to tune up the van and go on tour.

5. Potential Aqua Net sponsorship.

6. Hot August Night III

7. Entire catalogue available at thrift store for under $ 5.

8. Neil is made for "Unplugged."

9. Polyester never wears out.

10. History will fill this one in.

11. He will appear on "Oprah."

12. Oprah will cry.