It's truly a wonder of the world.

It's not the Egyptian pyramids, the Coliseum in Rome or the Grand Canyon.

We've all been there and should know it well.

It's Wal-Mart.

Where else can you buy a bag of assorted Jolly Ranchers, Q-tips and an ironing board at 3 in the morning?

For some reason I find myself in this wonderous place of infinite low-prices far too often.

Before school starts, I and every other living college student jam ourselves into this bargain mecca.

Obviously believing that once school begins we'll never see civilization again, we stuff our carts (maybe two or three) buying tubes of Colgate, sticks of deodorant, industrial-sized boxes of laundry detergent and enough disposable razors to shave a gang of orangutans. (Throw in extra-long sheets, a comforter and a full-length mirror for the first-dorm dwellers of the group.)

Even though I think my annual autumn venture to the great "Wal" will supply my needs throughout the year, it never does. (Who would think you need that much toothpaste?)

Since my trips are frequent I have experienced the Wal-Mart wonder in many ways and wish to share my wisdom for future travelers.

First, there's the Saturday trip: This is for only the bravest of visitors. It's suggested that you be physically fit and free from heart, back and neck conditions. Even the stealthiest of shoppers should keep their trips brief and carry all items in your arms or small baskets. Those with shopping carts will be unable to manuever through the aisles and run the risk of being stranded in housewares.

Note: This can be an excellent time for those experiencing the maternal instinct. Even one hour in the store may help push back your plans for parenthood several years.

Second, there's the middle-of-the-night trip: As many are aware, Wal-Mart is open 24 hours in most areas. (Check with your local store.) Anytime between 10 p.m. and 7 a.m. provides the most enjoyable and efficient Wal-Mart visit. The aisles are clear and it's easy to maneuver a shopping cart. There are only several flaws with this trip. You may have to re-route your travel if the turbo floor waxer is operating or boxes of shampoo to be shelved are blocking the aisles. Also, the snack bar and other service s may not be open.

Third, there is the ultimate Wal-Mart trip: There's the Super Wal-Mart. This goes beyond the vision of Sam Walton. It's a bargain mart, grocery store, McDonald's, bank, opthamogolist, hair salon and pharmacy all in one location. There's nothing like it i n the world. It will make you wonder why we even bothered to settle towns.

Fourth, and finally, there's the wise-shopper's trip: Target.

Amanda Hunt is features editor of the Arizona Daily Wildcat. Her column appears every other Friday.