Please don't knock Wilbur Wildcat

GRRRRRR! I was enjoying the rules of the game article written by Bryan Rosenbaum up until rule No. 6. When I read this one, it made me growl!!

Being the mascot here I take great pride in my work. Nothing makes me prouder then the time when we score. I'm not sure when you last checked, but I nail the push-ups each and every time. At Iowa I banged out 105 one-handers with ease. If it seems like I'm struggling, the only struggle is keeping myself aloft on a push-up board 10 feet in the air and balancing on one hand.

However, I pride myself on being able to complete the amount of push-ups required each and every time we score. It makes me proud, it makes my wife Wilma proud and it makes the fans proud. I am Wildcat hear me ROAR!!

Wilbur T. Wildcat
School mascot