Counting Man

By Tony Carnevale Catalyst

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Wildcat File Photo Arizona Daily Wildcat

Number of times the average UA student has been subjected to people screaming, "Go Cats!": 8,489

Number of actual cats scared senseless by this phenomenon: 45,143,836

Number of cats involved in a protest march against the UA mascot's alleged perpetuation of feline stereotypes: 297

Number of cats whose vocal cords have been irreversibly damaged by attempting to scream, "Go humans!": 45,143,836

Number of productions of Cats it would take to reduce the average UA

student to a drooling wreck: 1