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Hey Baby, What's Your Sign?

From the very first water amoebae to the stegosaurus of the Jurassic Age, to modern urban Homo sapiens, there has always been the need for all species to communicate with one another. To connect on a special level, to gain respect, love and trust all in the hopes of accomplishing one thing - getting laid.

Yes, sexual intercourse has always been at the top of "to do" lists throughout time. However, first contact with a potential mate is probably the hardest and most important step towards accomplishing goals, like having coitus with a beautiful/handsome member of the human race.

Here, the all-important pick-up lines come into play.

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For instance, one can log on and be blown away by quips certified to help one score, such as, "Is your daddy retarded? 'Cause you're special!" Or there's always the classic, "Does my tongue taste funny?" Still, there are more loaded one-liners that may require those using them to keep the alcohol consumption to a minimum in order to deploy them correctly such as "There are millions of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I really want to mount."

So for all of you young guys and gals ready to put the moves on that special person across the room who looks really good and keeps making eye contact throughout the evening, don't fear a thing. Just take the time to memorize a couple of the greatest pick-up lines ever created at throwmealine.com.