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On the Spot

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Scheize Taschenkunst, El Chupacaera, Cupcake and Shawstank; University of the Pacific students and alum.
By Rebekah Kleinman
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Tuesday March 25, 2003

WILDCAT: So I can't believe you guys called me to come do On the Spot. You're the coolest.

CHUPA: Yeah. Well, we actually brought some questions for you.

WILDCAT: For me? Really?

WILDCAT PHOTOGRAPHER: It doesn't matter, no one reads it anyway.

WILDCAT: You shut it. Plenty of people read it. Although some have said that it would serve better as a space for doodling.

SHAWSTANK: That's what you do. You doodle with words.

WILDCAT: Yes, my vocabulary is very doodle-y.

CUPCAKE: So technically you could write a check on anything and cash it. So, I was wondering, do you think a graham cracker would work?

WILDCAT: I'd really be concerned about the graham cracker because, well, if someone has some milk nearby and it starts looking good

CHUPA: Putting your money where your mouth is.

WILDCAT: Yeah, yeah. And then you have gastrointestinal embezzlement issues. I mean, how are you really going to get that out of someone, it'll be all digested and well, you know where it would have to come from.

SCHEITZE: How do you feel about lawn ornaments?

WILDCAT: Lawn ornaments?

SCHEITZE: Twenty-four percent of all American lawns contain some sort of ornamentation.

WILDCAT: That I did not know. I have personally never had a problem with people stealing lawn gnomes from my yard, because I don't have a yard, but if I did, I would most definitely not have flamingos. What are your feelings on lawn ornaments?

SCHEITZE: At night, we used to go out and steal them.

WILDCAT: What? That is so sad.

SCHEITZE: Well, we sent postcards back to the people we stole them from.

WILDCAT: Interesting. Chupa, I like your wig, it's all knotty.

CHUPA: Thank you. Somebody made it.

WILDCAT: This I gathered.


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