By Rebekah Jampole
theatre arts freshman
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Thursday December 5, 2002
Freshman thinks love child of Elvis and Jason Priestly makes for greatest cartoon of all time
WILDCAT: So, are you a big fan of "SpongeBob SquarePants?" I see him there on your beanie.
WALKER: I can't say I'm, like, a really big fan, but I do watch the show.
WILDCAT: Yeah, it's quality entertainment. Who would have thought that a sponge wearing square pants would be so incredibly entertaining? Do you watch cartoons a lot?
WALKER: Kind of.
WILDCAT: What is the greatest cartoon of all time?
WALKER: Of all time? I'd have to say I really like "Johhny Bravo."
WILDCAT: Is that the one who looks like the love child of Elvis Presley and Jason Priestley?
WILDCAT: That is a good one; however, I am still a big fan of "The Simpsons."
WALKER: Oh, yeah.
WILDCAT: My fiancÄe, dad and I all have a theory that everything in life can somehow relate back to "The Simpsons." We don't have hard facts or data yet, but it's out there, I'm sure. Or maybe we're just a bunch of nerds. Either way, great show.
WALKER: Yeah, it's a good one.
WILDCAT: So, say you wake up one morning and realize someone kidnapped your feet and the ransom note next to your stumps said you had to pay $1 million to get them back. Would you?
WALKER: Well, I am pretty broke, but I do love my feet.
WILDCAT: I don't. No offense ¸ I'm sure you have very nice feet, but I just think they're ugly in general.
WALKER: Well, feet are pretty ugly. But, you know, they do help a lot for walking around.