On the Spot

Arizona Daily Wildcat
Wednesday, June 9, 2004

Senior loves Louis XIV's legs, doesn't dream of being naked

Wildcat: My name's Nathan and you're On the Spot. What are you reading?

Milan: "The Great Nation." It's for my art history class.

Wildcat: Who's on the cover?

Milan: Um, probably Louis XIV.

Wildcat: I tried to read ÷ it had nothing to do with Louis, it had to do with Napoleon ÷ "War and Peace."

Milan: Same country.

Wildcat: So girls who sit on benches under trees reading books must have wonderful dreams. What kind of dreams do you have?

Milan: I don't know. I don't really remember any of my dreams.

Wildcat: I have the same problem. This summer, I'm having really good dreams. I know I'm having good dreams because I keep falling back asleep and waking up at 10 a.m. or 11 a.m. just so I can sleep longer.

Milan: Yeah well, most of my dreams are about real life anyways, so it's probably just subliminal stuff I ÷

Wildcat: Yeah. Have you ever had that dream where all your teeth fall out?

Milan: No, I've never had that dream. Am I supposed to?

Wildcat: I think it's something left over from when your teeth fall out when you're a kid or something. You know how you feel it's all loose in your mouth? I've had that two or three times.

Milan: Wow. I've never had that.

Wildcat: The naked one are is clichˇ, but I don't think I've ever had that one.

Milan: I've never had that one either.

Wildcat: I think people just make that up. Louis XIV wouldn't be having dreams about being all naked.

Milan: Let's hope not. Louis XIV was pretty promiscuous.

Wildcat: Did he have a hot enough body to be promiscuous?

Milan: Good legs. That's what they said. That he had very nice legs.