The life of a Daily Wildcat coupon insert:
˜ Start life as a tree and get cut down.
˜ Trucked to a paper mill and made into glossy paper.
˜ Shipped to a printing plant where expertly designed coupon advertising is stamped on.
˜ Sent to Wildcat distribution plant and inserted in every Wildcat.
˜ Trucked to campus and put in dispensers.
˜ Carefully removed and thrown in nearby trash can by Wildcat readers. A few blow attractively across the Mall.
˜ Bagged in trash can and trucked out to Tucson landfill.
This is a lot of cutting, trucking, thinking, stamping, and more trucking to accomplish basically nothing.
Undeclared Graduate Student
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