How dare the University of Arizona and the supposedly environmental-conscious ASUA conduct on such a devastating "Spring Fling!" Anyone who has visited the east end of the Mall since the horrific event can witness the mindless brutality exercised against the innocent fields of grass. The once pristine acres of healthy, vibrant Bermuda grass now lie trampled in the dust! How can I ever take my children to the Mall to show them its wondrous scenic beauty, now that it has been ravaged by the pounding feet of mindless thrillseekers? This isn't just some soccer field we're talking about, this is the hope of all future generations!
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