Happy Star's sinister agenda


I was recently incensed by an ad that appeared in the Arizona Daily Wildcat. The Carl's Junior Happy Star filled me with revulsion because it represents the white male patriarchy that worships money and tries to force down the throats of unsuspecting Americans food that is both nutritionally and spiritually unsound. I am afraid that I will have to stop reading the Wildcat in order to protect myself from such offensive advertising.

Patrick Mause

Confused English Junior

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