Chicagoan upset over UA solicitation deluge by Rachael Myer One cadet's ascent by Sarah Guzzardo UA spinning mammoth mirror for Chilean telescope by Michael Lafleur CATCALLS by Kim Stravers (Compiler) POLICE BEAT by Liz Dailey ASUA president signs Wildcat denouncement resolution by David J. Cieslak Parking problems by Michael Lafleur Viewpoints