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Jessica Kirkland pre-business freshman
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By Rebekah Jampole
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Wednesday October 9, 2002
Pre-business freshman fond of Chinese food, but not wrestling or fat guys wearing thongs
WILDCAT: So what are you doing here on this park bench right now?
KIRKLAND: Waiting for my boyfriend to eat.
WILDCAT: What?! You are waiting for him to eat?
KIRKLAND: He's coming down here and we're going to eat.
WILDCAT: Oh, I see. I thought that he was eating and you were sitting here all by yourself waiting for him to finish. I was like, that's kind of rude. So, what's your favorite kind of food?
KIRKLAND: Chinese.
WILDCAT: Any kind of Chinese?
KIRKLAND: Yeah, pretty much.
WILDCAT: If you had to eat five pounds of any Chinese dish, what would it be?
KIRKLAND: Sweet and sour chicken.
WILDCAT: Yuck. Have you ever sumo wrestled?
KIRKLAND: No.
WILDCAT: What do you think about it?
KIRKLAND: Uh· I wouldn't do it.
WILDCAT: What do you think about those guys in thongs?
KIRKLAND: They're fat.
WILDCAT: You don't find them attractive in any way? You know, sometimes baby fat is cute.
KIRKLAND: No, not at all.
WILDCAT: You'd think they would put on a little more. Maybe be a little more modest.
KIRKLAND: I know.
WILDCAT: So, I am all about tootsie pops right now. Do you think the owl on the commercial is really as smart as they make him out to be?
KIRKLAND: No, he's a cartoon.
WILDCAT: No way?! The commercials are a little outdated, don't you think?
KIRKLAND: Yeah. It's not like they don't have the money to buy new ones.
WILDCAT: Very true. So, Jessica, what's the most random thing you've ever done?
KIRKLAND: You're setting me up, I can't think on the spot.
WILDCAT: That's the name of this column, you just said it. Yeah, but don't think you're gonna win a prize or anything.
KIRKLAND: I don't know what the most random thing I have done is.
WILDCAT: Oh, come on Jessica, your parents aren't gonna read this. Actually, I don't know if anyone reads this.
KIRKLAND: I never have.