Ryan Dulaney Fine arts senior

Fine arts senior talks about being a cowboy and saving damsels in distress

WILDCAT: So, I'm a pretty colorful person and I'm not a big fan of that painting called "White on White." What's the deal with that?

DULANEY: Then you don't like it. It does nothing for you?

WILDCAT: No. It's horrible.

DULANEY: I like colors, colors that represent things, give you feelings.

WILDCAT: You're a very deep person.

DULANEY: Yeah, I am.

WILDCAT: I see you're wearing cowboy boots. Are you a cowboy?

DULANEY: A little bit. On the weekends.

WILDCAT: Are you bow-legged?

DULANEY: Yeah. I walk funny and the cowboy boots don't hurt my feet.

WILDCAT: Really? Are you serious? So they don't hurt your feet? That's very interesting. Because when I wear my high heels, they don't help my feet. Actually, they're pretty dang painful, but I deal with it because they are so darn cute.

DULANEY: Well I think those are a little higher than cowboy boots.

WILDCAT: Indeed they are. Good thing someone's thinking. So do you have a noble steed?

DULANEY: I do.

WILDCAT: What's its name?

DULANEY: Ice Ice Baby. He's white Arabian. I don't have a dark suit of armor but I have a white horse.

WILDCAT: That's fabulous. Would you ever save a damsel in distress that was tied to railroad tracks by an evil debt collector?

DULANEY: Of course.

WILDCAT: What if she had no feet?

DULANEY: Of course.

WILDCAT: Are you that desperate?

DULANEY: I'm not trying to make babies with her. I'm just trying to save her from the evil creditor.

WILDCAT: Well that paints a pretty picture. Thank you for that.