Jesse Pleger non-degree seeking student

Greek goatee- wearer gets hungry, grabs a Snickers, but it isn't all Greek to him despite what some think

Wildcat: My name's Nathan and you're On the Spot.

Pleger: Nice to meet you.

Wildcat: I like your little hair on your chin.

Pleger: Oh, thank you.

Wildcat: Is that called a goatee?

Pleger: I guess so.

Wildcat: (pointing far away) There's one of those ticket-giver-outers over there · you know what I'm talking about, right?

Pleger: No.

Wildcat: Those guys who give out tickets and put them on windows, like for illegal parking.

Pleger: Like cops?

Wildcat: Yeah, but they're not really cops. They're like guys with sticks and · a badge · that's clip-on ·

Pleger: Like private cops?

Wildcat: The UA hires them · anyway, there's this guy and he's giving out tickets, all right? And from what I could tell, I couldn't see if he had a bulletproof vest on. If you were one of those guys, wouldn't you be, like, sportin' a bulletproof vest?

Pleger: Yeah. In today's world? Heck yeah.

Wildcat: You never know about some crazed, financially burdened student wanting to test your chest. You got to straight up protect yourself.

Pleger: You never know, you never know. In today's day and age. Yeah.

Wildcat: So where are you going?

Pleger: I'm going to get some food. I'm studying Greek and I'm getting kind of shaky. I need a little sustenance.

Wildcat: There's a Greek shop down the street over there.

Pleger: Well, I think just a Snickers or something would be good. So I'm going to the union.

Wildcat: I had a friend who was studying Greek.

Pleger: Really?

Wildcat: And she wore a badge once and it said, "It's all Greek to me." I thought that was cute.

Pleger: Yeah, that joke got ... I used that joke for the first day or two and ·

Wildcat: It got old?

Pleger: It's got a whole semester to go, so·

Wildcat: We don't want to wear it out then.

Pleger: No.