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Amber Bland
business senior
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By Nathan Tafoya
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Friday September 26, 2003
Senior shares her umbrella but doesn't think gum actually covers the smell of bad breath well
Wildcat: Is there any room for a guy like me under that umbrella?
Bland: Yeah, sure.
Wildcat: Thanks · this is really intimate. This is the most intimate On the Spot I've ever had.
Bland: I feel very special. Thank you.
Bland: I'm cold.
Wildcat: Yeah. You're shivering. Sorry about that. My head is turned away from you because I think my breath stinks right now. I think it does, seriously.
Bland: Doing it for the public good?
Wildcat: And last Friday, I forgot to brush my teeth ·
Bland: Eww.
Wildcat: So, I was going around all day with gum in my mouth.
Bland: So if you chew gum, everyone knows you haven't brushed your teeth? That's the signal?
Wildcat: No. Sometimes it's just for fun, but sometimes, you know, it's an emergency · to cover the smell.
Bland: I don't think that that covers the smell.
