10 Surf facebook.com and once again determine the fact that you have better taste in music, movies, television and friends than almost everyone else who goes to the UA.

9 Wander to your fridge/pantry every 15 minutes, open the door and expect to see something different than the previous 18 times you did it.

8 Watch seasons one and two of "Arrested Development" on DVD, then weep softly that the best show on television got the plug pulled. Then laugh at unintentional television/plug pun.

7 Go Christmas caroling at Hillel Center. You know, since Hanukkah is on Christmas this year.

6 Try a new drug. This might improve your test performance. Or completely fuck you over.

5 Warm yourself up with a textbook bonfire.

4 Try to take finals in a class you are not registered for. Or go to Arizona State University and pass them on the spot.

3 Return parents' phone calls because you're actually that desperate.

2 Play Sudoku since there is really no other option.

1 Plan out your Pima Community College winter or summer classes you will have to take after failing all of your finals.