By Craig Degel Arizona Daily Wildcat April 16, 1997 Thoughts on what might have beenI was going to write a column about Tiger Woods but I realized I didn't have enough superlatives in my vocabulary.I was going to write a column about the NHL playoffs but I realized that I didn't care. I was going to write a column about Arizona State but I realized that I had nothing nice to say, so I shouldn't say anything at all. I was going to write a column about the chat room of the online Wildcat but I realized that would mean actually admitting that I had taken the time to read posts and reply to people. I was going to write a column about my predictions for the NBA playoffs but I realized that enough people kiss Michael Jordan's shiny new Nike's. I was going to write a column about the Chicago Cubs but I realized you can only say the word "stink" so many times without it getting repetitive. I was going to write a column about the Dallas Cowboys but I realized they are all eligible for parole soon. I was going to write a column about my exploits in high school sports but I realized I didn't have any. I was going to write a column about Jackie Robinson but I realized that nothing I could possibly say could express the importance and significance of what he accomplished 50 years ago. I was going to write a column about how much Las Vegas bettors lost on Arizona in the NCAA Tournament but I realized you shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you. I was going to write a column about Dennis Rodman but I realized this is a family paper. I was going to write a column about sports gambling but I realized it hurt too much to think about Pete Rose not being in the Hall of Fame. I was going to write a column about the Arizona men's basketball team but I realized it made me want to streak down Fourth Avenue. And that just wouldn't be pretty. I was going to write a column about girls but I realized my teachers always told me to write about something I knew. I was going to write a column about all the black players who've played at Augusta National, the home of the Masters, but I realized the list is embarrassingly small. I was going to write a column about the 55 cent Big Mac but I realized it's tough to write with one in each hand. I was going to write a column about the suspect performance of the intramural softball umpires but I realized they're doing a good job. So I gave up. Sports editor Craig Degel shares his thoughts on sports and life every Wednesday in the Wildcat.
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