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Editor:
There are some pathetic individuals on this campus - a bunch of people worthless to society.
The people I am talking about here are known as thieves.
Yeah, you know who you are - you're the piece of crap that busted into my car and stole my parking permit. Now you're parking for free, and I am paying for it.
And I am also talking to that other pathetic idiot who stole my chemistry test - yes, my graded, less than 100 percent chemistry test.
Pretty lame, huh?
Yep. Sometimes I just want to become a cop so I can arrest these dirt-bags all day. What fun!
It's a shame these clowns' parents didn't teach them any morals.
They probably stole chemistry tests, too. They have such a high value on the market these days.
What in the hell's going on around here?
Don't families teach their kids about values, like not to steal chemistry tests.
Forget three strikes and your out. How about one strike and you're executed.
Zero tolerance on crime.
When I become an old man and run for president and speak of myself in the third-person, that'll be my slogan.
Scott Erickson
pre-pharmacy freshman
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