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Dove is 99.9% pure - are you?

College is typically the time for experimenting and you have probably done your share of that, but how do you compare to everyone else?

Now you have the opportunity to gauge your innocence (or guilt) against a huge number of people just as depraved as you. The Armory (www.armory.com/tests) offers a wide variety of purity tests which can be taken in the privacy of your own home.

The tests consists of a varying amount of questions (from the standard 100 to the marathon-like 1500) which delve into the categories of sex, pornography, drugs, alcohol and crime. Typical examples include "seen a pornographic movie?" "been arrested?" and "gone co-ed skinny dipping?" Check the box if the answer is yes, and the site will give you a calculation of your relative purity as a percentage. These tests are best when taken with a group of your closest friends so you can find out what your shy friend really has been up to.

Then, after overcoming your shame, embarrassment, or even pride, check out some of the quirkier tests like the Dr. Suess purity test which, predictably, asks "in a bed, with the dead?" Being open and honest with your friends will strengthen the bonds between you, and maybe lead to more checked yes-boxes on the tests.