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So many things in life are so uncertain. "How wealthy will I be?" "When will I die?" "How many people will I have sex with?"

Well wonder no more. Visit www.thespark.com for all the answers. With such insightful tests as the "Purity Test," "The Death Test" and the all-important "Ass Quiz," this site provides information as well as hours of endless entertainment.

Boasted as their most thorough test, "The Wealth Test" inquires on job status, parents' financial comfort, recent purchases and general greed to predict at what age will one accumulate his/her first million dollars.

On the "Sex Test," visitors are asked a series of questions about sexual orientation, history and kinky preferences. After entering all these intimate details, those statistical geniuses at The Spark decide how many people one will have sex with, what gender they will be and how many of these people one will actually love.

And virgins fear not, TheSpark.com can tell you when that fateful day will finally come, as it were.

In addition to all these wonderful services, TheSpark.com also features pop culture links, a chat room and God's gift to lazy college students - Spark Notes. These work like high school favorite Cliff Notes with one notable difference. Like everything else on The Spark, they're free.