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On the Spot

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Jessie Upton
planetarium employee
By Rebekah Kleinman
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Tuesday March 4, 2003

Capricorn planetarium employee likes Alaska, doesn't mind being low on totem pole

WILDCAT: You're part of the choir. If I was to make a musical of your life, what would be the name of the hit number?

UPTON: That's hard, I have to be creative. What would yours be?

WILDCAT: I think mine would be wait a second, you don't get to ask the questions here. You're the one on the spot.

UPTON: Alaska, land of wonder.

WILDCAT: Are you from Alaska?

UPTON: No, but I've been there, once.

WILDCAT: Oh, um, okay. That is kind of random.

UPTON: Well, that's what my musical would be, random.

WILDCAT: Hey, if you were part of a totem pole, would you be on the top or bottom?

UPTON: I'd probably be at the bottom because I'd be a strong support.

WILDCAT: Oh, you're so nice. I'm pretty unstable so I'd be on the top.

UPTON: So, you could fly away?

WILDCAT: No, so that in case I fell I would be the only one harmed. Actually I'm really stable, I just like to be at the top, it makes me feel super-important.

UPTON: That's a bold statement.

WILDCAT: I'm all about bold statements. Anyway, when's your birthday?

UPTON: January 2nd.

WILDCAT: So, what is your zodiac sign?

UPTON: Capricorn.

WILDCAT: Do you believe in all that zodiac stuff?

UPTON: Sometimes, it depends.

WILDCAT: I think it's a bunch of baloney. Really, my sign is a Ram, I am not very rammy.

UPTON: I'm a fish and a ram.

WILDCAT: Nice. Yeah, that is not a cute animal. Who thinks of these things?

UPTON: I don't know.

WILDCAT: And what about fortune cookies? The other day I got one that said, You are competitive.' What the crap? That is not a fortune, that's a statement.

UPTON: I know. I hate that. You would think they would make a distinction between the two.

WILDCAT: That's what I'm saying.


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