By Rebekah Kleinman
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Wednesday January 15, 2003
Our friendly neighborhood sports guy speaks on life at the sports desk, grabbing butts and having a basketball head
WILDCAT: So Maxx, how do you feel about descending from on high back into the wonderful world of a measly reporter?
WOLFSON: It will be nice. Now I can actually write stories instead of just sitting at a desk.
WILDCAT: You're a sports guy. What is with male athletes grabbing each other's butts? Where did that all start?
WOLFSON: I don't know. I've never thought about it.
WILDCAT: It's something to ponder.
WOLFSON: I guess it started with coaches and just over the years it caught on.
WILDCAT: Do you partake in the grabbage of butts?
WOLFSON: It depends on if it is worthy of it.
WILDCAT: I see. Speaking of grabbing butts ... are you excited about school to start?
WOLFSON: I'm excited about basketball season. Going on roadtrips with the team.
WILDCAT: That's so fun. Do you feel so cool walking around with them?
WOLFSON: It's fun. I mean, big guys on campus you know.
WILDCAT: You know what I would do? I would totally be walking around like I was part of the team, signing autographs, you know.
WOLFSON: Yeah, well most people know who all the basketball players are.
WILDCAT: You could pretend. So, if your head had to be made out of any athletic ball, what would it be?
WOLFSON: Hmm ...
WILDCAT: I have a very large head, so it would have to be a basketball.
WOLFSON: Maybe a volleyball because it's soft.
WILDCAT: So it won't hurt if you hit your head?
WOLFSON: It won't hurt, you know, if someone hits me across the head, might absorb some of the pain.
WILDCAT: Absolutely. And you can get them in different colors, so you could be very stylish. It's like dying your hair. Lots of fun.