By Arizona Daily Wildcat
Arizona Daily Wildcat
Wednesday, December 7, 2005
10 Surf facebook.com and once again determine the fact that you have better taste in music, movies, television and friends than almost everyone else who goes to the UA.
9 Wander to your fridge/pantry every 15 minutes, open the door and expect to see something different than the previous 18 times you did it.
8 Watch seasons one and two of "Arrested Development" on DVD, then weep softly that the best show on television got the plug pulled. Then laugh at unintentional television/plug pun.
7 Go Christmas caroling at Hillel Center. You know, since Hanukkah is on Christmas this year.
6 Try a new drug. This might improve your test performance. Or completely fuck you over.
5 Warm yourself up with a textbook bonfire.
4 Try to take finals in a class you are not registered for. Or go to Arizona State University and pass them on the spot.
3 Return parents' phone calls because you're actually that desperate.
2 Play Sudoku since there is really no other option.
1 Plan out your Pima Community College winter or summer classes you will have to take after failing all of your finals.