The virtues of recycling


Blessed are those who recycle, for their labor is one of love and enlightenment. They shall inherit the Earth, for it is solely through their noble and valient efforts that there may one day be an Earth worthy of being inherited.

Potentially blessed are those who fail to recycle, for there ramins hope that they may someday find the noble path of true wisdom.

Cursed are those who throw inappropriate items into the recycling bin, for theirs is the work of The Evil One. Their scurrilous actions negate and defy the acts of the righteous, preventing noble persons from doing what is right. Curse these vile vermin! Recycling companies do not sort the good from the bad; they merely reject any container containing the trash. May those who foul the batch be banished from the Earth forever!

Joseph Laferriere

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