Tank physical education sophomore

Sophomore wears a Ībanana hammock' but wouldn't want to be a monkey

WILDCAT: So that's it?

TANK: Yep. Tank.

WILDCAT: So you want to be a P.E. teacher, which you probably couldn't do because you have a gimp leg right now.

TANK: Why do you gotta call it gimp? I prefer the term "cripple."

WILDCAT: Cripple? I'm sorry.

TANK: I get more sympathy that way.

WILDCAT: So what happened?

TANK: I was Greco-Roman wrestling with a guy named Jaime who didn't know what he was doing.

WILDCAT: Wow. You don't hear that one very often.

TANK: I know, I know. It's not like I was playing checkers. I understand.

WILDCAT: I was Greco-Roman wrestling. That is great. So, um, do you wear a singlet?

TANK: I wear a banana hammock.

WILDCAT: (Laughs) A banana hammock?

TANK: A gold one. Stop picturing that.

WILDCAT: That's disgusting. I don't want to picture that actually. I will definitely sleep better though now that I know that. So, how do you feel about bananas? The fruit.

TANK: What?

WILDCAT: How do you feel about bananas? Did I stutter?

TANK: I thought you were asking how I felt about fruit.

WILDCAT: No, no. Just bananas.

TANK: I'm allergic to them. They make the back of my throat itch.

WILDCAT: That's horrible. So you wouldn't enjoy being a monkey, probably.

TANK: If it makes you smile.

WILDCAT: You are so weird. So you wouldn't like being a monkey?

TANK: No.

WILDCAT: OK, then answer this. If you either had to have a bill or a trunk, which would you choose?

TANK: I don't know.

WILDCAT: This is a very important question.

TANK: Dude, either way I'll be shunned by the public.

WILDCAT: I am being serious.

TANK: Dude, I don't know. Either way it's animality. You're sick.

WILDCAT: You are an odd, strange little man.