Jason Urman Accounting junior

Accounting junior wants you to spit in his face so he can knock you out, but not at the bookstore

WILDCAT: Where do you work?

URMAN: The bookstore.

WILDCAT: How's that?

URMAN: It sucks.

WILDCAT: What was the strangest thing someone did to you today?

URMAN: Spit in my face.

WILDCAT: You must not have responded well to that.

URMAN: No I didn't like that. But I'm just kidding. No one spit in my face. But I wish someone had spit in my face.

WILDCAT: Why?

URMAN: Because it would've given me a reason to knock them out.

WILDCAT: So you're in favor of knocking out customers at the bookstore?

URMAN: No, I'm not really in favor of it, but I would.

WILDCAT: I see you're carrying a bag of books. Did you steal them from the bookstore?

URMAN: I didn't steal them. I actually purchased them today.

WILDCAT: Purchased them. Interesting. For your accounting classes?

URMAN: Music and accounting classes.

WILDCAT: Which do you like better, the music or the accounting?

URMAN: I'd say the music.

WILDCAT: Oh, so you like the music classes better, but you're majoring in accounting?

URMAN: I need a job after I get out of college.

WILDCAT: Maybe you could be a musical accountant.

URMAN: I'll try. It'd help me entertain the people at the office.

WILDCAT: Yeah, what sort of things do you think a musical accountant would do?

URMAN: I don't know, maybe record company stuff.

WILDCAT: That's not very original.

URMAN: Maybe I could sit on a tricycle and juggle balls while I play a flute or something.

WILDCAT: That's not very much accounting.