Engineering senior talks about insomnia, being prodded by little green men

WILDCAT: Wow, you're not dumb are you?

HARRIS: I hope not.

WILDCAT: How much time do you spend studying every day?

HARRIS: A lot. Right now we're gonna take a break and then study some more.

WILDCAT: Are you an insomniac?

HARRIS: No.

WILDCAT: Good to know. I've heard that some insomniacs end up being crazy.

HARRIS: That's what I've heard, but I've never met one.

WILDCAT: Yeah, I hope that some insomniac doesn't get mad that I called him crazy and come after me in a sleepy rage.

HARRIS: Yeah.

WILDCAT: So how was your weekend?

HARRIS: It was pretty good. I studied a lot.

WILDCAT: What an exciting life you lead. So when do you graduate?

HARRIS: This May.

WILDCAT: Super exciting. But you'll probably have to work just as hard. It's a never-ending cycle.

HARRIS: Yeah. It's not gonna change too much.

WILDCAT: But you're gonna make quite a bit of money right?

HARRIS: Yeah.

WILDCAT: Good, good. Speaking of things that are green · let's say an alien spaceship came down and they wanted to beam you up and do experiments on you so that they could make a new race. Would you let them?

HARRIS: Sure.

WILDCAT: You would? Really?

HARRIS: Sure, why not.

WILDCAT: What if they were purple aliens?

HARRIS: Hmm · purple? Probably purple too.

WILDCAT: And green as well?

HARRIS: Yeah.

WILDCAT: So you're not partial to who is poking metal objects into your spleen?

HARRIS: No.

WILDCAT: Would you prefer they had big or small eyes?

HARRIS: Big, with big eyes so that they fit the stereotype.

WILDCAT: Ah, I see. Yea, and if they have a big head, they might have a big brain which would be a little more comforting when they have you all opened up.

HARRIS: Exactly.