A.J. Teaters Psychology freshman

Psychology freshman wants to know why there are so many social problems

WILDCAT: Do you like to pick people's brains apart?

TEATERS: Yeah.

WILDCAT: Do you solve all your friends' problems?

TEATERS: I have enough problems on my own.

WILDCAT: At least you have the background to figure out what's going on in your head. So what do you want to do?

TEATERS: Be a social psychologist. You know, study all the aspects of life and figure out why there's so many problems.

WILDCAT: That's very intriguing. Wow. So, what are you doing tonight?

TEATERS: Just hanging out. Skating.

WILDCAT: Are you a good skateboarder?

TEATERS: Yeah.

WILDCAT: One time, I was lifeguarding and when I was down from the chair I took a skateboard from one of the kids, because you know you're not supposed to have them in the pool. Anyway, I took the board and I was attempting to skateboard around the deck and I fell and bonked my head.

TEATERS: And you probably quit after that.

WILDCAT: Heck yeah. Haven't been on one since.

TEATERS: That's how most people are.

WILDCAT: I have balance issues. Is that your main mode of transportation?

TEATERS: Yep, and my shoes.

WILDCAT: Super. What is this you're drinking?

TEATERS: It's a "Fuse."

WILDCAT: I thought it was tomato juice and I thought you were pretty disgusting for drinking tomato juice.

TEATERS: Yeah, that stuff is gross. I don't like it.

WILDCAT: Who was the genius that thought it would be a good idea to drink ketchup?

TEATERS: I don't like tomato at all. I don't eat it on anything.

WILDCAT: If only people knew it would be so easy to make money.

TEATERS: Yeah, think of the guy that invented toothpicks.

WILDCAT: Now, there's a genius!

TEATERS: A slice of wood, that's all it is. Great.